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Humor -- stories, links, etc -- may not be right for kids to read! => THE place for (what you think is) funny stuff. => Topic started by: 4-barrel Mike on December 02, 2020, 12:10:09 PM
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1. The dumbest thing I ever bought was a 2020 planner.
2. I was so bored I called Jake from State Farm just to talk to someone. He asked me what I was wearing.
3. 2019: Stay away from negative people. 2020: Stay away from positive people.
4. The world has turned upside down. Old folks are sneaking out of the house & their kids are yelling at them to stay indoors!
5. This morning I saw a neighbor talking to her dog. It was obvious she thought her dog understood her. I came into my house & told my cat. We laughed a lot.
6. Every few days try your jeans on just to make sure they fit. Pajamas will have you believe all is well in the kingdom.
7. Does anyone know if we can take showers yet or should we just keep washing our hands?
8. This virus has done what no woman has been able to do. Cancel sports, shut down all bars & keep men at home!
9. I never thought the comment, ?I wouldn?t touch him/her with a 6-foot pole? would become a national policy, but here we are!
10. I need to practice social-distancing from the refrigerator.
11. I hope the weather is good tomorrow for my trip to the backyard. I?m getting tired of the Living Room.
12. Appropriate analogy. "The curve is flattening so we can start lifting restrictions now? is like saying ?The parachute has slowed our rate of descent, so we can take it off now.?
13. Never in a million years could I have imagined I would go up to a bank teller wearing a mask & asking for money.
:cheers: :friday
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#12 is spot on Mike! :evil:
One of my nephews went to get his driver's license renewed. He refused to take his mask off and they called the cops on him! :?
Just another dumb farmer having lots of fun with the much dumber bureaucrats! lol8 :cheers: lol8 :cheers: lol8
If 2020 was a golf putt: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pqiy47osYro
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There is a good side, too. Lots of little projects are being done that I need to do, but do not have the time to do, under normal circumstances. The local pubs, jazz clubs, etc got too large a share of my income be fore the Chinese flu. Now there is more money in the bank account. Plus, there is much more progress on the bike.
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And school teachers still get paid....Even without daily indoctrination sessions. RACING :cheers: