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Topic: Stupid joke FRIDAY (Read 2184459 times)
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floydjer
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July 03, 2020, 02:51:13 PM »
I was digging a hole near the back of my property and found a wooden chest full of precious stones and gold coins. I headed up to the house to tell Patti and remembered why I was digging a hole in the first place....
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floydjer
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July 03, 2020, 02:52:18 PM »
.....jeeeez..just kidding. I like gardening....gives me a chance to get down and dirty with my hoes....
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4-barrel Mike
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July 03, 2020, 07:42:51 PM »
...and then with your hose...
Mike
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floydjer
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July 03, 2020, 07:55:02 PM »
Hey Mike.....Patti tried to spray me with a hose....but she mist.....
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floydjer
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July 03, 2020, 08:01:07 PM »
.....she used a tangle free hose.....none of that kinky stuff for us....
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floydjer
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July 10, 2020, 07:50:07 AM »
I have a lady friend who only eats plants...Don't think I have mentioned herbivore...
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floydjer
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July 10, 2020, 07:54:47 AM »
What do you call two spiders who just got married? Newly webs.....
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WOODY@DDLLC
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July 10, 2020, 12:46:21 PM »
Did they honeymoon in Iraq, Ned?
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floydjer
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July 10, 2020, 02:02:44 PM »
Far too easy Woody. No...they have Iraqnophobia
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July 10, 2020, 08:19:29 PM »
He probably fell in love as soon as he spider....
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floydjer
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July 10, 2020, 08:29:41 PM »
...And he was an Irish spider.....Paddy long legs
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floydjer
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July 10, 2020, 08:32:38 PM »
....who got a job at a tech company ..he works in web development .Likes searching for bugs.....
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floydjer
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July 10, 2020, 08:36:48 PM »
...This just in..Paddy long legs was fired for stealing company secrets... He was a Spy-der
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floydjer
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July 17, 2020, 12:18:36 PM »
Know the difference between a horse and a storm??? One is reined up..the other rains down
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July 17, 2020, 02:56:33 PM »
In the interest of conserving natural resources (i.e., two setups that use only one joke), I offer:
"Know the difference between a horse and a pillow fight???"
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