Ha, ha, hah! The joke's on you, Jerry. There's no such thing as a Skandia Police Department. The Marquette County Sheriff sends a car down our way once in a while.
Now for a true story: A few years ago I was talking with one of the deputies ( a brother-in-law of my daughter). He asked where we live and I told him that we're on the Dukes Road. He raised his eyebrows and said "We've never been down that road. Never had a call to go there. I'll check with the State Troopers and see if they know where it is."
Ah, the beauty of isolation.