Ok Jon, here is another story joke.
You can use a variation of young girls that will suit your situation, such as a youg yooper girl, or young french canadian girl, what ever, here in Idaho a young mormon girl fits the jest quite nicely. Pick a man out of the group that is fun and popular, tell everybody
(I bet you didn't know this about Fred, in his younger days he was on the olympic rowing team).
Fred became quite smitten with a beautiful young mormon girl from Brigham Young Univercity.
Unfortunatly so was a young Russian rower, and a young Cuban rower.
The girl loved to sail, so she told the three that they could all four go sailing, and the one who impressed her the most would get a date with her.
While out in the sail boat the Russian reached into his duffel bag and brought out a bottle of vodka, he took one drink and threw the rest of the bottle overboard.
Being from Idaho Fred did not understand the reasoning, and asked why did you do that?
Trying to impress the mormon girl he said, in Russia we have so much of the worlds greatest vodka we just take one drink and throw the rest away.
Fred thought to himself this guy doesn't know how to impress mormon girls.
Then the Cuban reached into his duffel bag and pulled out a Cuban havana cigar, he took one puff and threw the cigar overboard.
Again Fred being from Idaho did not understand, why did you do that Fred asked.
Trying to impress the mormon girl the Cuban replied, in Cuba we have so many fine cigars we just take one puff and throw the rest away.
Fred thought for a second, then grabbed the mormon girl gave her a big kiss, and then threw her overboard.
Steve