MAX,Jr you are a good passenger,
No whining,
No wet spots on the seat.
Minimal amount of bragging.
Easily spotted at the airport.
Clean fingernails.
No shouting at the Cop when we got stopped.
Out fumbled me for the ice cream bill.
Your father allows you to be in the crew.
I didn't understand when You wanted to borrow a Depenz.
I only had condums.
FREUD