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Topic: Stupid joke FRIDAY (Read 2177078 times)
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floydjer
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"There is no duck side of the moon..."
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January 12, 2018, 10:22:50 AM »
.......I bought him his own miniature pirate ship.....It was on sail........................
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floydjer
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"There is no duck side of the moon..."
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January 19, 2018, 08:50:18 AM »
This guy ends up in court...The judge says" You are here today for drunk driving"..The guy says " Great !!..let`s get started ..."
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WOODY@DDLLC
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January 19, 2018, 09:53:36 AM »
Know how to tell the moon is waxing?
The dark side is on the left!
Oh, and the screams when the hair comes out!
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floydjer
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"There is no duck side of the moon..."
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January 19, 2018, 10:34:48 AM »
BLASPHEMER !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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floydjer
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January 19, 2018, 11:12:32 AM »
Hey Woody...Know why the lumberjack shaved his legs?? Because people kept mistaking him for a feminist.....................
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floydjer
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"There is no duck side of the moon..."
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January 26, 2018, 09:30:42 AM »
I`ve decided to try to get in better shape using the Fonda work-out.....Peter Fonda. I get up at noon, drop a hit of acid ,smoke a joint and walk over to my sister`s house and borrow money..........
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floydjer
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"There is no duck side of the moon..."
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January 26, 2018, 09:33:22 AM »
Actual comedy for Friday.....This gem was posted on the "Crap people bring into the shop " thread on GarageJournal.com. The teenager that bought it was told by the seller that it " Needs rear brakes" Judge for yourselves.
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Milwaukee Midget
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January 26, 2018, 09:38:01 AM »
Nothing funny from me today. I'm stuck in Oshkosh. Go ahead and laugh.
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Seldom Seen Slim
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January 26, 2018, 09:39:57 AM »
MM said: "... Go ahead and laugh."
B'Gosh!
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floydjer
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"There is no duck side of the moon..."
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January 26, 2018, 10:42:41 AM »
hey Chris..............
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Stainless1
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January 26, 2018, 11:57:44 AM »
teaching school up there
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floydjer
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January 26, 2018, 01:40:59 PM »
You`ll be O.K.... M.M...Just don`t fear the wurst.................
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will6er
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January 26, 2018, 10:59:06 PM »
Cheese................ you guys
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February 02, 2018, 09:55:39 AM »
Looked out the window this morning, and my yard was covered with sausages.
So I asked Kate,
"What the hell is all this?"
"Idiot," she said,
"It's ground hog day!"
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"Problems are almost always a sign of progress." Harold Bettes
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floydjer
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February 02, 2018, 09:58:37 AM »
I think mountains are funny...They are hill areas...........
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