Arthur was the security guard at Safeway.
He was called to aisle 5 to break up a fight.
There were two men fighting over a dollar bill that was found on the ground.
Arthur tries to reason with them, but to no avail.
So he put each of them in a sleeper hold until they passed out, then called the police.
The headline the next day:
Arty Chokes Two For A Dollar at Safeway