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Topic: Stupid joke FRIDAY (Read 2187899 times)
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floydjer
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Reply #3705 on:
August 24, 2018, 02:14:42 PM »
Slim....That would not be gneiss...…………..
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ggl205
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Re: Stupid joke Friday
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Reply #3706 on:
August 24, 2018, 02:20:38 PM »
I think you are all pretty funny in the aggregate.
John
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ggl205
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Reply #3707 on:
August 24, 2018, 02:29:44 PM »
Still waiting Till someone comes up with another joke.
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floydjer
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Reply #3708 on:
August 24, 2018, 02:54:53 PM »
Nearly soiled myself on that one...………..
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floydjer
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Reply #3709 on:
August 24, 2018, 02:58:48 PM »
I had planned to make a chair from a pile of small rocks....Decided to go with one large rock...Boulder choice I think...
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floydjer
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Reply #3710 on:
August 24, 2018, 03:08:27 PM »
……..which was rude of me since my mom carried the rocks over to my house....It was the mother lode...………...
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ggl205
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Reply #3711 on:
August 24, 2018, 03:16:41 PM »
That was a brackish thing to say about your mom.
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ggl205
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G/FL 218.282 since 1995. G/FL record since 1993.
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August 24, 2018, 03:19:16 PM »
Now that I think of it, Euhedral the same conclusion as I do.
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Seldom Seen Slim
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Reply #3713 on:
August 24, 2018, 03:23:10 PM »
How many quartz have youse guys have you had already today?
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Jon E. Wennerberg
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jdincau
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Reply #3714 on:
August 24, 2018, 03:37:00 PM »
I am such a stope, I thought you were forming a conglomerate!
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Milwaukee Midget
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Re: Stupid joke Friday
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Reply #3715 on:
August 24, 2018, 03:38:24 PM »
So when two diamonds meet, is that carbon dating?
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"Problems are almost always a sign of progress." Harold Bettes
Well, I guess we're making a LOT of progress . . .
floydjer
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August 31, 2018, 09:22:00 AM »
If you lined up every car ever made, end to end....It would be U.S. 131 North on Labor day (that was for Slim)
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floydjer
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August 31, 2018, 09:23:33 AM »
Jimmy Hoffa has been found !!!...He is at Detroit Metro Hospital , Trying to organize labor pains
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floydjer
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August 31, 2018, 09:24:41 AM »
Does Jimmy Hoffa`s middle name being " Riddle" strike anyone else as odd?
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Stainless1
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Robert W. P. "Stainless" Steele
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August 31, 2018, 11:54:14 AM »
So Jerry I imagine your middle name being... straw... or maybe blue... or maybe black... or since you are getting older... elder
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Stainless
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