This reminds me of some of us!
After the honeymoon, John was welding some stuff in the garage for fun.
His new wife, Karen, was standing there by the bench watching him.
After a long period of silence she finally said: "Honey, I've just been thinking, now that we are married, maybe you don't need to spend so much of your time out here in your shed and could consider selling some of your machinery and stuff...like your gun collection, fishing gear, boat, [land speed vehicles] and lose all those stupid model airplanes.
And sell all those old motorcycles, and dump that home brewing kit"...
John got a horrified look on his face and silently stared at her.
She said, "Darling, what's wrong?"
He replied, "Nothing...but for a minute there, you were starting to sound like my ex-wife."
"Ex-wife "?? She screamed, "YOU NEVER TOLD ME YOU WERE MARRIED BEFORE!"
John replied......... "I wasn't."