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Topic: Stupid joke FRIDAY (Read 2175546 times)
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floydjer
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February 02, 2018, 09:59:13 AM »
That will be the peak of my humor for now...........
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floydjer
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February 02, 2018, 10:23:43 AM »
Geeez Chris...............
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February 02, 2018, 10:31:56 AM »
Generally, I don't drink German beers, but this one is Spot on . . .
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floydjer
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February 02, 2018, 12:04:34 PM »
Yeah, well...There are two suds to every story..............
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floydjer
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February 02, 2018, 12:09:26 PM »
german beer puns can be entertaining....Hit me Beck in you Jever find any...........
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floydjer
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February 02, 2018, 12:13:54 PM »
If I stay on the computer any longer I`ll get Hacker Pschorrs
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WOODY@DDLLC
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February 02, 2018, 05:49:21 PM »
Maybe a St. Pauli Girl could help!
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February 02, 2018, 06:39:49 PM »
THAT'll put a link in your lederhosen . . .
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manta22
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February 02, 2018, 06:42:43 PM »
I'm always amused at the name of this beer. In the mid-50s, the St. Pauli district in Hamburg was the red light district; a tawdry, cheap, & rough place for tourists. How did they come up with this name for their beer?
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Stan Back
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February 02, 2018, 07:10:03 PM »
Because it was "the red light district; a tawdry, cheap, & rough place".
We ain't talkin' lemonade here.
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February 02, 2018, 10:22:36 PM »
Hey! I was born in St. Pauli!
Maybe that explains things a little.
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WhizzbangK.C.
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February 03, 2018, 12:14:49 AM »
For about 30 years St. Pauli Girl Dark was my favorite mass produced beer that I could find almost anywhere. One day I found that it was no longer available. Discontinued, sacrificed on the alter of small batch IPA with cute labels that are demanding more and more retail shelf space. The beer was smooth, and I'm still quite bitter about it.
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Ah, this is obviously some strange usage of the word 'safe' that I wasn't previously aware of. Douglas Adams
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February 09, 2018, 08:59:10 AM »
Why did the banana go to the doctor??? He wasn`t peeling well..........
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February 09, 2018, 09:00:05 AM »
How many tickles does it take to make a squid laugh???....Ten tickles.............
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February 09, 2018, 10:03:24 AM »
Funniest squid 'joke' ever: Art Linkleter, "Kids Say the Funniest Things!"
Art asked a young boy what he would do if attacked by a giant squid.
With little or no hesitation and dead serious, he replied, "I'd cut off his testicles!"
Art fell to the floor laughing!
[And the kid had a "well, what would you do" look on his face!]
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