Here ya go Bill,
It's called "Ted's an old Biker"
Ted's an old biker, Bet thinks he don't like her , she stays all the same.
She's at a loose end, 'n' Teddy's her only friend since she'd given up the game.
Well she talks when she chews she's got heaps of tattoos, like "press here for service" and "vacancy"
She's a bit of a cook, but she gives him that look like you men are all the same.
Well there's Andy me brother , he got his looks from me mother, he's younger than me.
Ted gets a beer and says "I thought he was queer, whatcha cookin for tea"
She says "nothin for you , talk the way thatcha do, what happened to ya last slave?"
Ted's a little bit hurt, but she's wearin' a skirt, and it's Saturday.
He used to fix cars, now he just keeps the bar at the Terminus.
He says "you know ya life doesn't suck just cause ya run outa luck, take a look at us"
She's good lookin and I'm bright, I reckon we'll do alright, but they wouldn't have us two in church"
Ol' Teddy's no fool he just used to wag school with the older boys.
They do the annual run, the Beeza still pulls a ton, with the two of 'em.
There's Polar and Panda, Humphrey and Head-is and Paddington
But Ol' Brown Bear just died, and Little Ted's still inside, for some other blokes robbery.
But he did own the gun, and he shared in the funds so he said "I spose ya got me"
You know Ted the old biker, Bet's convinced he don't like her, he keeps it that way.
She's got her own games, she calls him all sorts of names, you should hear what she'll say.
But Teddy loves her to death, though she hates being called Beth he slips it some times anyway,
They're sharin' the van, til they move up to Cairns, where the weather's fine.......