1. Cole’s Law: Thinly sliced cabbage works best.
2. People will believe you when you tell them that there are 4 billion stars in the sky, but if you tell them the paint is wet….
3. I called a psychic once. She asked who it was. So I hung up.
4. Don’t you dislike it when someone puts LOL at the end of every text? I do…LOL.
5. If you see a woman on the arm of an accordion player, it is probably a tattoo.