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Topic: Stupid joke FRIDAY (Read 2184455 times)
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floydjer
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Reply #3330 on:
July 28, 2017, 10:44:58 AM »
Quote from: Ron Gibson on July 28, 2017, 10:29:49 AM
Sharp isn't he
Ron
Yeah,...But if he were a triangle?? He`d be acute one
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July 28, 2017, 02:03:48 PM »
What an obtuse thing to say about a perfectly regular polygon!
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floydjer
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July 28, 2017, 02:17:43 PM »
Why did the obtuse angle go to the beach???...Because it was over 90 degrees..............
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August 04, 2017, 09:13:41 AM »
Charles Dickens walks into a bar and asks for a Martini...The bartender says .." Olive or twist"??,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,
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floydjer
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Reply #3334 on:
August 04, 2017, 09:14:48 AM »
Same bartender had a soccer ball enter the bar....He kicked it out................
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floydjer
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August 11, 2017, 09:26:18 AM »
For our friends in Utah.....what do you call a BYU grad. who is single
Provo lone
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August 11, 2017, 11:41:58 AM »
We need duck jokes Jerry!.
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floydjer
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Reply #3337 on:
August 11, 2017, 11:54:28 AM »
why?
Do they quack you up??
(I`ll put that one on your bill)
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floydjer
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August 11, 2017, 12:00:19 PM »
Just for you Mike...........................How do you get down off a horse??? You don`t..You get down off a duck.........................
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August 11, 2017, 08:23:14 PM »
Just met the bookkeeper for the Milwaukee Symphony Orchestra today.
He's the stave accountant.
I know - keep it breve . . .
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floydjer
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August 18, 2017, 08:49:18 AM »
A cowboy rides into town on Friday and 3 days later he leaves on Friday....How did he do that?
His horse was named Friday.........................
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August 18, 2017, 08:49:58 AM »
The Nobel Peace Prize....I`d kill for one of those...................
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August 25, 2017, 09:44:58 AM »
tropical storm`s favorite song??? 'Rock you like a hurricane'...............
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August 25, 2017, 04:53:49 PM »
A man was looking for a place to sit in a crowded university library.
He asked a girl: "Do you mind if I sit beside you?"
The girl replied, in a loud voice. "NO, I DON'T WANT TO SPEND THE NIGHT WITH YOU!"
All the people in the library started staring at the man, who was deeply embarrassed and moved to another table.
After a couple of minutes, the girl walked quietly to the man's table and said with a laugh: "I study psychology, and I know what a man is thinking; I bet you felt embarrassed, right?"
The man responded in a loud voice: "$500 FOR ONE NIGHT? ..... I`M NOT PAYING YOU THAT MUCH!"
All the people in the library looked at the girl in shock.
The man whispered to her: "I study law, and I know how to screw people."
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September 01, 2017, 08:50:37 AM »
Looks like it`s just you and I Woody..............Know why the pine tree got in trouble??? It was being knotty............
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