Stainless and Slim, two friends, met in the park every day to feed the pigeons, watch the squirrels and discuss world problems.
One day Slim didn't show up. Stainless didn't think much about it and figured maybe he had a cold or something.. But after Slim hadn't shown up for a week or so, Stainless really got worried. However, since the only time they ever got together was at the park, Stainless didn't know where Slim lived, so he was unable to find out what had happened to him.
A month had passed, and Stainless figured he had seen the last of Slim, but one day, Stainless approached the park and -- lo and behold -- there sat Slim!
Stainless was very excited and happy to see him and told him so. Then he said,'For crying out loud Slim, what in the world happened to you?'
Slim replied, 'I have been in jail.'
'Jail!' cried Stainless. What in the world for?'
'Well,' Slim said, 'you know Sue, that cute little blonde waitress at the coffee shop where I sometimes go?'
'Yeah,' said Stainless, 'I remember her. What about her?
'Well, one day she filed rape charges against me; and, at 89 years old, I was so proud that when I got into court, I plead
'guilty'.
'The damn judge gave me 30 days for perjury’.