Pete and Repeat claim some of these may be repeats ..........
I was addicted to the hokey-pokey but I turned myself around.
Went to the Air & Space museum but there was nothing there! [For gkabbt
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Hold the door open for a clown - it's a nice jester!
If attacked by a mob of clowns go for the juggler!
The second mouse gets the cheese!
My reality check bounced!
All those that believe in psychokinesis - raise my hand.
Between two evils I always pick the one I've never tried!
Cure for an obsession - get another one!
The first five days after a weekend are the hardest!
I child proofed my home but the kids still get in.
The past, present and future walk into a bar - it was tense!
A clear conscience is the first sign of a fuzzy memory.
Does seven days without meat make one week?
Ban pre-shredded cheese - make America grate again!