Lest any of you think I'm not keeping up with my duties, please understand that while I'm the "Potentate of Porta-Potties" at Bonneville -- I have nothing to do with the little houses at El Mirage. If they were out of tp -- it weren't my fault.
When we turned in the rental vehicle after World Finals the rental guy asked why I had a couple of rolls of tp and a few pink "breath mints" in the back seat.
Okay, everyone, back to work.