Since it's now Saturday I'll put this here instead of the Friday location:
I was walking along Clifton beach in Marquette when I came across a lamp partially buried in the sand.
I picked up the lamp and gave it a rub. A genie appeared and told me I had been granted one wish.
I thought for a moment and said, "I want to live forever."
"Sorry," said the genie, "I'm not allowed to grant eternal life."
"OK then, I want to die only when any American government balances its budget, eliminates its debt and stamps out corruption”
"You sneaky bastard," said the genie...............