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Topic: Stupid joke FRIDAY (Read 2179376 times)
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olepaw
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Re: Stupid joke Friday
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Reply #900 on:
April 13, 2012, 06:26:20 PM »
whitch is closer to new york or by bus dumbn enough?
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SaltRat
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April 13, 2012, 09:31:48 PM »
OK,
Do you like it better here, or in the summer?
Do you walk to work or carry your lunch?
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SaltRat
When (if?) this baby hits 88mph, you'll see some serious poo.
Dean Los Angeles
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April 14, 2012, 06:18:07 PM »
i'm always amazed that the water comes right up to the shore!
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April 14, 2012, 06:19:23 PM »
It's never been more like this than it is right now.
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Milwaukee Midget
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April 15, 2012, 07:30:16 PM »
This thread ain't what it used to be - never was . . .
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Seldom Seen Slim
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April 15, 2012, 07:33:09 PM »
I feel more like I do now than when I got here.
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Jon E. Wennerberg
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floydjer
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"There is no duck side of the moon..."
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April 20, 2012, 08:55:18 AM »
Back on topic>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>.Why do cowboys ride horses??? ...Because they are too heavy to carry
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I`d never advocate drugs,alcohol,violence or insanity to anyone...But they work for me.
USFRAMONTE
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Reply #907 on:
April 20, 2012, 10:38:03 AM »
I am reading a book about anti-gravity.....
It's impossible to put down.
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USFRAMONTE
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Reply #908 on:
April 20, 2012, 10:41:31 AM »
The newspaper in Wendover reported about a hole in the wall at the nudist colony....
the police are looking into it.
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USFRAMONTE
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April 20, 2012, 10:47:33 AM »
When William joined the army, he was very uncomfortable with the phrase "fire at will".
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USFRAMONTE
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April 20, 2012, 10:57:22 AM »
Ron Popeil just introduced a new type of broom.......it is sweeping the nation!
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Rcktscientist
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April 20, 2012, 10:58:20 AM »
You'd think the Secret Service would know how to be serviced secretly
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Seldom Seen Slim
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Nancy -- 201.913 mph record on a production ZX15!
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April 20, 2012, 11:11:07 AM »
That's a good one, Rckt, and timely, of course.
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Jon E. Wennerberg
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Skandia, Michigan
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USFRAMONTE
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Posts: 693
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April 20, 2012, 11:26:12 AM »
I'm still laughing over that one!
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USFRAMONTE
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April 20, 2012, 12:03:54 PM »
I promise this is the last one for today....
Why did the capacitor kiss the diode?
Because he couldn't resistor!
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