1. How many optometrists does it take to change a light bulb?
1 or 2 1…..or 2….?
2. I heard there was a new store called Moderation. They have everything in there.
3. I ate warm seafood last night and now I feel a little eel….
4. The person who invented the shovel had a ground-breaking idea.
5. I dreamed about drowning in a sea of orange soda. As it turns out, it was just a Fanta Sea.