Junior, Nancy and I will be happy to sign one of the markers. Just think of how many folks would want, and how much folks would pay, for a big sheet of orange plastic signed "Mr. & Mrs. Seldom Seen Slim".
Or we could sign the black ones that we set up at the quarter mile points. A silver Sharpie and we're on our way to generating jillions of bucks for you.
Get in touch -- we'll make the arrangements soon.