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Topic: Stupid joke FRIDAY (Read 2184397 times)
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December 19, 2014, 09:50:04 AM »
I've spent so much time thinking about Christmas that I think I am starting to get into the Holidaze
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December 19, 2014, 10:30:08 AM »
Oh...Deer..................................
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December 19, 2014, 10:42:22 AM »
Ho, Ho, Ho, Ho, that's so phunny.
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It's a punderful time of the year!
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December 19, 2014, 11:09:59 AM »
I have a fear of getting stuck inside a chimney....It`s ...Santa Claustrophobia............. Did Santa take Rudolph et al to the...Deery Queen??........Who sings "Love me tender" while making toys??? Santa`s Elvis....
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December 19, 2014, 11:14:03 AM »
I like Rudolph the best..But every Buck is deer to me.....................Hey !! Remember the 10th reindeer?? " Olive"??.....You know...." Olive the other reindeer...................."
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December 19, 2014, 11:15:36 AM »
Eh-hem..................Yule regret getting me started on this one.................
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December 26, 2014, 08:30:06 AM »
Yesterday after dinner I asked my niece (she`s 5 ) if her teddy bear wanted some pie for dessert. She said " No thanks...he`s already stuffed"
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Why didn`t the chicken cross the road??? Because he is chicken.
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Did you all hear about the sensitive burglar?
He takes everything personally.
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Tis Friday here already.
What do you get if you eat Christmas tree decorations?.
TINSELITIS. Jerry, take that.
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I told my dad I bought Kate a fur for Christmas.
"Mink", he asked?
"Douglass", I said.
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Wood of thought better of you, Midg.
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Hope it doesn't splinter your relationship.
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January 02, 2015, 09:56:42 AM »
Reminds me of the time a termite walked into the local pub climbed up on a stool and yelled, "Hey! Where's the bar tender?"
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