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Stainless1
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Re: Blonde joke
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Reply #210 on:
October 11, 2022, 08:26:05 PM »
Jerry, I didn't realize Mary Beth was a doomsdayer... She just sent out this alert
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floydjer
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February 20, 2023, 06:49:42 PM »
Did I mention that Marybeth sleeps with a yardstick next to her pillow? She likes to know how long she slept.
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Reply #212 on:
February 20, 2023, 08:30:50 PM »
Why did the blonde get fired from the M&M factory?
She kept throwing out all the 'W's
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February 26, 2023, 02:48:12 PM »
🤔.....No one wants the low hanging fruit??.O.K., I will take them. She also tossed the 3's and E's.
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February 26, 2023, 03:03:37 PM »
How does a blonde brain cell die...Alone
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May 03, 2023, 08:46:04 PM »
This thread looks lonely...🤔....Marybeth called me last winter and said " Jer-Ber...I need some help..." It seems she was watching the local news and heard a reminder to park on the even numbered side of the street so the plows could get thru....But there was a huge drift in front of the garage and she could not get her car out.....
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June 03, 2023, 03:40:26 PM »
Poor little Marybeth.....Power went out at the mall and she was stranded on the escalator for over 3 hours......
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November 10, 2023, 08:38:33 PM »
Update on Marybeth.....She was fired from her job at the sperm bank. Every time a fellow entered the building she would say "Get a load of that guy "
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November 11, 2023, 12:53:41 AM »
A blonde asked why do sperm cells look like commas and apostrophes...
The English professor said they often interrupt periods and lead to contractions
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floydjer
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December 07, 2023, 08:13:56 PM »
I asked Mary Beth why she was standing at a mirror with her eyes closed.....She told me she wanted to see what she looks like while asleep....
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March 15, 2024, 03:21:45 PM »
Saw Marybeth this morning....She was holding her open purse on top of her head....She said she heard there was change coming in the weather.....
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March 18, 2024, 05:28:51 PM »
So Marybeth took her car in for service and they offered a low cost tire rotation....She asked ..."Don't they rotate when I drive"?....
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