You remember the words to the "Beer Barrel Polka", right? They start "In heaven, there is no beer". Well, our pit is our little slice of heaven (although the temperature out there may make it feel like you're in the other part of the hereafter). I don't drink beer (but thanks for the offer), so bring cold water or an iced Powerade or something -- or come share ours.
As for the stream with the trout -- unh, I think the trout have been fished out, but there's a nice selection of bullheads and sewer carp available -- well-salted, too. Would that do?