From Peter, a buddy in Switzerland:
"A SHORT, BUT BEAUTIFUL, LOVE STORY
A man and a woman who had never met before,
but who were both married to other people, found themselves
assigned to the same sleeping room on a transcontinental train.
Though initially embarrassed and uneasy over sharing
a room, they were both very tired and fell asleep quickly,
he in the upper berth and she in the lower
At 1:00 AM, the man leaned down and gently woke the
woman saying, 'Ma'am, I'm sorry to bother you, but would
you be willing to reach into the closet to get me a second
blanket? I'm awfully cold.'
'I have a better idea,' she replied, 'Just for tonight, let's pretend
that we're married.'
'Wow! That's a great idea!' he exclaimed.
'Good,' she replied, 'Get your own f....n’ blanket.'
After a moment of silence, he farted.
The End. "