1. My boss wants to know what I want to do in 3 years. Like I have 2020 vision.
2. My boss also told me that I have the attention span of a……. of a…….
3. Headline: Fruit truck tips over creating traffic jam.
4. I go to the gym so infrequently that I feel compelled to call it the James.
5. I think it is wrong that only one company makes the game Monopoly.
6. ToDo List:
NOTHINGWomen and cats will do as they please!
Men and dogs should relax and get used to the idea.