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Topic: Stupid joke FRIDAY (Read 2184369 times)
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Geo
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Re: Stupid joke Friday
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Reply #1470 on:
August 23, 2013, 01:07:49 PM »
I'm banking on this battery of jokes.
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USFRAMONTE
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Re: Stupid joke Friday
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Reply #1471 on:
August 23, 2013, 01:17:18 PM »
Should we come up with a new line that parallels this one or start a new series?
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floydjer
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"There is no duck side of the moon..."
Re: Stupid joke Friday
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Reply #1472 on:
August 23, 2013, 02:12:44 PM »
Maybe we just need another outlet.........I`m certain you ...conduit...Monte
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USFRAMONTE
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Re: Stupid joke Friday
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Reply #1473 on:
August 23, 2013, 02:53:23 PM »
Jerry,
It's time for me to admit you have me grounded and all my fuses snapped as well!
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rouse
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Impound is the place to be
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Reply #1474 on:
August 23, 2013, 05:05:20 PM »
I'd plug it in, but she said no.
Rouse
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floydjer
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"There is no duck side of the moon..."
Re: Stupid joke Friday
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Reply #1475 on:
August 30, 2013, 08:08:12 AM »
If you guys want to change the topic to fish.......Let minnow....
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floydjer
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"There is no duck side of the moon..."
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Reply #1476 on:
August 30, 2013, 08:13:49 AM »
When mummies listen to music is it always wrap ??
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USFRAMONTE
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Reply #1477 on:
August 30, 2013, 10:34:56 AM »
Why is Pharaoh's daughter considered to be like a wall street banker?
Because she pulled a little prophet from the rushes on the bank.
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floydjer
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"There is no duck side of the moon..."
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Reply #1478 on:
August 30, 2013, 10:38:26 AM »
Monte...i`ll give that a 9.9 on a ....scale...of 1-10. I think you cod do batter.......................
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USFRAMONTE
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Reply #1479 on:
August 30, 2013, 11:27:26 AM »
Two eagles are standing on a perch.
One turns to the other and says "why does it smell like fish"?
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Seldom Seen Slim
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Reply #1480 on:
August 30, 2013, 11:38:29 AM »
Now we finally know why Monte is a good starter at WoS. He helps bikes and cars get really great speeds - by giving them a fast start. How's he do that? Simple -- he tells the driver/rider one of these one liners and the racer can't get away fast enough to avoid hearing another of 'em.
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USFRAMONTE
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Posts: 693
Re: Stupid joke Friday
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Reply #1481 on:
August 30, 2013, 12:24:12 PM »
Hey, I resemble that remark!
Anything to make someone go more faster!!
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USFRAMONTE
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Reply #1482 on:
August 30, 2013, 12:25:09 PM »
Oops, I ment to say much more faster!!
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floydjer
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Re: Stupid joke Friday
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August 30, 2013, 02:08:58 PM »
How many students of Sigmund Freud does it take to change a lightbulb???.....Two.... One holds the light, The other holds the penis....I mean ladder....
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manta22
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What, me worry?
Re: Stupid joke Friday
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August 30, 2013, 02:25:57 PM »
How many feminists does it take to change a light bulb?
Three....one to screw in the light bulb and two to consider the sexual implications.
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