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Topic: Stupid joke FRIDAY (Read 2180931 times)
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floydjer
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Reply #4200 on:
May 01, 2020, 07:30:44 AM »
Can you identify a dogwood tree by it's bark??..
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floydjer
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May 01, 2020, 07:32:17 AM »
.....nevermind.....It fits in my hand..must be a palm...
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floydjer
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May 01, 2020, 07:35:21 AM »
...Sorry...I cannot resist acorn-y joke
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WOODY@DDLLC
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May 01, 2020, 09:04:25 AM »
Yew don't have to be an such an ash hole about it, Jer!
...Sorry...I cannot resist acorn-y joke either!
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floydjer
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May 01, 2020, 09:38:10 AM »
Woody....I just knew yew wood take that root...
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ggl205
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G/FL 218.282 since 1995. G/FL record since 1993.
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May 01, 2020, 09:51:14 AM »
Are you sure you guys aren?t Oakies from Muskogee?
John
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Stainless1
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May 01, 2020, 10:02:09 AM »
I glad to see y'all being so cherry this morning... the fruit of your labors makes me smile.... of course I think we all share a poplar view that our cups are half full.
Jerry's friend Mary Ann was thinking that way till one of her girl friends told her she needed a smaller bra...
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WOODY@DDLLC
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May 01, 2020, 10:22:12 AM »
Jer, acacia didn't notice you're the apple of my buckeye yew prickly-ash!
Olive-in through in this definition of Buckeye: hairless nut of little or no commercial value!
So cedar!!
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salt27
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Reply #4208 on:
May 01, 2020, 11:12:41 AM »
What a bunch of SAPS.
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floydjer
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May 01, 2020, 12:48:35 PM »
Wow Woody...Did you log on just for that and then leave?? ,I need to take a nap..for rest, before I spruce myself up.
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floydjer
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May 01, 2020, 12:53:16 PM »
Bob..MaryBeth... I shall try to sneak a pic of her sometime..she looks like Julieanne Hough with long curly hair...five feet - two ,90 pounds of do-able.
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floydjer
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May 01, 2020, 12:57:23 PM »
I saved most of those since elemen-tree school.
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floydjer
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May 01, 2020, 01:00:30 PM »
And remember...My birthday is in Sept-timber
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salt27
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May 01, 2020, 02:18:52 PM »
I'm going out on a limb to suggest we branch out to other subjects.
Hopefully that doesn't go against the grain with anyone.
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May 01, 2020, 02:20:09 PM »
These are des-pear-ate times - got me plum loco-weed - now where did I put that hemlock?
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