Cannibals capture three racers on safari. They are told they will be killed, eaten and their skins will be made into canoes. The first, a NASCAR guy, asks to be killed quickly and painlessly, poison preferred. The second, an NHRA type, asks for a pen and paper so he can write one last letter. After watching the demise of the other two being killed, eaten and their skins stretched over canoe frames, the third and last, a land speed racer, asks for a fork. The cannibals, confused looks on their faces, give him a fork where he begins stabbing himself all over yelling “F U and your canoes, see if I float now!”