I tried to board an airplane with a dead possum and a dead raccoon I found on the road. The lady at the gate said....
I'm sorry sir, only one carrion allowed per passenger
Those airlines - no sense of humor.
I bought a ticket for my gorilla, but when he tried to board, TSA stopped him at the gate. I stepped up to the officer, and told him I'd vouch for him, and that we had a Simianic relationship.