Jee-zul-man, Stan -- cut me some slack, hey? Yes, I remember that a one inch round hole has less area than a one-inch square hole -- but I used the lazy way out and used the figure of "1 square inch" for the calculation, knowing it wouldn't be anywhere close to making the wheel legal. Sorry, Buzz. These guys just won't let me rest for a minute.
Willie, they're still downstairs giggling and playing dumb wedding shower games. It's mostly a church group so they're not drinking, either! And the food they're making for themselves is girly stuff -- marinated chicked kabobs and about five different cold salads and -- and -- NO BURGERS! How can they call that stuff good?