I was at the bar the other night and overheard three very hefty women (I'm sorry..... but our PC society demands I change this to: "women of size.") talking at the bar. They all spoke with a heavy brogue accent.
I made an unfortunate assumption that their accents appeared to be Scottish.... so I approached and asked, "Hello, are you three lassies from Scotland?"
One of them angrily screeched, "It's Wales.... you bloody idiot!"
So I immediately apologized.... and replied, "I am so sorry! Are you three whales from Scotland?"
And that's the last thing I remember.