Bob and Mike (and everyone):
Someday ask me to tell you about the time I was in the hospital and the nurse DID NOT know how to insert a catheter. If it hadn't been so uncomfortable it would have been hilarious - and, in retrospect, it is funny. She was a new nurse - and must have been absent on the day when her class was learning how to slip that barbed 1/2" diameter two-foot-long really stout hawser into unsuspecting guys.
Mike, I hope you don't have to put up with us telling you stories much longer. Get all better and come on out, hey?