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Offline Stainless1

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Re: Land Racing Quote Thread
« Reply #90 on: August 26, 2011, 08:21:43 AM »
Hey Bob, ya know if it has tits or wheels sooner or later it will be a problem....
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Re: Land Racing Quote Thread
« Reply #91 on: August 26, 2011, 11:04:10 AM »
Someone once told me that "The smoke is not going all the way up your chimney"... I wonder what that means?   :?
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Re: Land Racing Quote Thread
« Reply #92 on: August 26, 2011, 11:56:01 AM »
Speed is limited by the law of cubes.

Cubic Inches and Cubic Dollars.
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Re: Land Racing Quote Thread
« Reply #93 on: August 26, 2011, 12:23:39 PM »
  Smitty, if you are talking about the 60's or 70's, I plead Guilty..............  Bob
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Re: Land Racing Quote Thread
« Reply #94 on: August 26, 2011, 12:31:21 PM »
 :-o A recent quote from a friend, "Your nuttier than a squirrel turd!"  Hope he wasn't infering that I,,,,,hmmmmm
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Re: Land Racing Quote Thread
« Reply #95 on: August 26, 2011, 01:20:27 PM »
"You can never have too much fuel, unless you are on fire."
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Re: Land Racing Quote Thread
« Reply #96 on: August 26, 2011, 01:29:45 PM »
Back in the 60's I watched Gene Romero win an AMA national race and blew away the field.

They interviewed his tuner and said the bike and rider couldn't be more perfect.

He said:

"You are absolutely wrong. Perfect is when you win by lapping the field twice. As the bike crosses the finish line you run out of gas, the frame breaks in two, the engine explodes and the rider dies of exhaustion. That's perfect"
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Just remember . . . It isn't life or death.
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Re: Land Racing Quote Thread
« Reply #97 on: August 26, 2011, 02:50:36 PM »
Quote from: Dean Los Angeles on August 26, 2011, 01:29:45 PM
Back in the 60's I watched Gene Romero win an AMA national race and blew away the field.

They interviewed his tuner and said the bike and rider couldn't be more perfect.

He said:

"You are absolutely wrong. Perfect is when you win by lapping the field twice. As the bike crosses the finish line you run out of gas, the frame breaks in two, the engine explodes and the rider dies of exhaustion. That's perfect"

That's funny as a rubber crutch.
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Re: Land Racing Quote Thread
« Reply #98 on: August 26, 2011, 03:12:52 PM »
It`s a small world, But I still wouldn`t want to paint it...............
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Re: Land Racing Quote Thread
« Reply #99 on: August 26, 2011, 11:10:27 PM »
Its even funnier if the crutch has a wheel on the end of it.
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Re: Land Racing Quote Thread
« Reply #100 on: September 09, 2011, 06:23:19 AM »
If all is not lost...Where is it??
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Re: Land Racing Quote Thread
« Reply #101 on: September 09, 2011, 10:13:05 AM »
 :-o  "If you think youve got IT all together,,,,,,What's that all around IT?"
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Re: Land Racing Quote Thread
« Reply #102 on: September 30, 2011, 08:33:27 AM »
Monday seems like a poor way to spend 1/7 th of your life.................
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Re: Land Racing Quote Thread
« Reply #103 on: September 30, 2011, 10:48:55 AM »
I discovered a truth of life last Sunday at a charity event held at Malibu Vineyards.

If you hold a party for 300-350 people on your front lawn and are able to announce that the entertainment is now appearing in the 'upper' ampitheater - you have arrived.

Hell - I don't even have a lower ampitheater!

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Re: Land Racing Quote Thread
« Reply #104 on: September 30, 2011, 11:34:48 AM »
I'm not hampered by the lack of a structure.....I don't have 300-500 friends.

I'll drink to that.

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