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Offline saltracer1

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Re: Land Racing Quote Thread
« Reply #135 on: May 15, 2013, 09:10:23 AM »
Even a blind squirrell finds a nut every now and then.

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Re: Land Racing Quote Thread
« Reply #136 on: June 04, 2013, 09:39:11 PM »
"A problem well stated is a problem half solved." Charles F. Kettering

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Re: Land Racing Quote Thread
« Reply #137 on: June 05, 2013, 10:39:58 AM »
Never buy a car you can't push.
White Goose Bar - Where LSR is a lifestyle
Alcohol - because no good story starts with a salad.

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Re: Land Racing Quote Thread
« Reply #138 on: June 05, 2013, 12:44:18 PM »
Never marry a woman that can`t back-up a trailer
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Re: Land Racing Quote Thread
« Reply #139 on: June 07, 2013, 08:29:24 AM »
We have enough gun control...How about more idiot control?
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Re: Land Racing Quote Thread
« Reply #140 on: September 08, 2013, 10:27:25 AM »
If all is not lost....Where is it??
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Re: Land Racing Quote Thread
« Reply #141 on: September 08, 2013, 10:45:41 AM »
  the fish dont wait for speedweek .   ( alaska fisherman 17 yrs )

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Re: Land Racing Quote Thread
« Reply #142 on: September 28, 2013, 08:15:01 AM »
There are two theories as to the best way to win an arguement with a woman.....................Neither of them work.
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Re: Land Racing Quote Thread
« Reply #143 on: September 28, 2013, 08:38:37 AM »
All men get heavier as they age...It`s from the additional knowledge stored in our brains ( My story, I`m sticking to it )
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Re: Land Racing Quote Thread
« Reply #144 on: October 01, 2013, 09:51:36 AM »
It is always darkest before dawn....So if you`re going to steal the neighbors newspaper..That`s the time to do it :cheers:
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Re: Land Racing Quote Thread
« Reply #145 on: October 04, 2013, 11:08:42 AM »

Politicians are like diapers. They need to be changed often and for the same reason.
Life is an abrasive. Whether you get ground away or polished to a shine depends on what you are made of.

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Re: Land Racing Quote Thread
« Reply #146 on: October 04, 2013, 12:06:27 PM »
Just be happy you`re not getting all the government you`re paying for   ( Will Rogers)
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Re: Land Racing Quote Thread
« Reply #147 on: October 10, 2013, 12:09:23 PM »
Pun....The lowest form of humor. Especially if you don`t say it first.     Ambrose Bierce, " The Devils Dictionary" :cheers:
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Re: Land Racing Quote Thread
« Reply #148 on: March 13, 2014, 01:31:21 PM »
Nothing says " Poor workmanship" like wrinkles in duct tape. :cheers:
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Re: Land Racing Quote Thread
« Reply #149 on: March 24, 2014, 08:36:39 AM »


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