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Re: Blonde joke
« Reply #150 on: August 07, 2020, 02:58:32 PM »
MaryBeth took a driver's test yesterday...she got 7 out of 10. The other 3 jumped out of her way.... :clap
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« Reply #151 on: August 21, 2020, 04:11:38 AM »
MaryBeth keeps a clock under her desk .....She heard you make more money when you work over time... :clap
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Re: Blonde joke
« Reply #152 on: September 11, 2020, 09:45:55 PM »
MaryBeth went to the library and checked out a book.."How to Hug"....turned out to be volume 7 of the encyclopedia,........ :cheers:
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Re: Blonde joke
« Reply #153 on: September 18, 2020, 03:45:20 PM »
MaryBeth was driving down the highway while knitting......A cop pulls along side her car and yells "Pull Over"!... MB yelled back " No...It's a sweater"
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Re: Blonde joke
« Reply #154 on: September 18, 2020, 03:54:55 PM »
Later that day MaryBeth was swimming back and forth along the bank of the Grand River...A guy asked what she was doing..she said she was washing her clothes...guy asks why she isn't using a washing machine  instead and MB replies...."Those make me dizzy"
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Re: Blonde joke
« Reply #155 on: October 20, 2020, 09:12:02 PM »
MaryBeth:  (Sobbing her heart out, eyes swollen, nose red): "I can't see you anymore.  I am not going to let you hurt me like this again!"

Trainer:   "It was a sit up.  You did one sit up."   :clap
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Re: Blonde joke
« Reply #156 on: December 18, 2020, 09:03:03 AM »
MaryBeth was ticketed after a minor car accident.....She argued that the other guy was talking on the phone and drinking a beer ,but the officer told her he had the right to do as he pleases on his own porch....
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Re: Blonde joke
« Reply #157 on: February 05, 2021, 09:38:07 AM »
Marybeth saw a gas station that had a sign reading "Clean Restrooms"... So she did...
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« Reply #158 on: February 05, 2021, 09:52:03 AM »
Marybeth was painting her garage ....I asked why she had two jackets on..She said "The can says " Apply two coats" :cheers:
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Re: Blonde joke
« Reply #159 on: February 26, 2021, 12:00:00 PM »
JerBer asked MaryBeth to  spell the word "orange." 

Staring at him with a puzzled look on her face, she asked, "The fruit or the  color."   :dhorse:
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Re: Blonde joke
« Reply #160 on: February 26, 2021, 08:19:19 PM »
Mike.... How did you know what MB calls me??? cromag
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Re: Blonde joke
« Reply #161 on: February 26, 2021, 08:26:27 PM »
Marybeth asked me which letter comes after X...I told her Y.....She got all torqued off at me and screamed.."Because I asked! That's why!"
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Re: Blonde joke
« Reply #162 on: February 26, 2021, 08:27:39 PM »
Looks like MB is baking chocolate chip cookies again....there are M&M shells all over the floor... :cheers:
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Re: Blonde joke
« Reply #163 on: February 26, 2021, 11:19:08 PM »
Quote from: floydjer on February 26, 2021, 08:19:19 PM
Mike.... How did you know what MB calls me??? cromag

I guess that MaryBeth would say that I must be physic.   :cheers:

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Re: Blonde joke
« Reply #164 on: March 10, 2021, 06:22:14 PM »
Marybeth has a new pet zebra......She named it Spot.
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