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Offline manta22

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Re: Blonde joke
« Reply #135 on: May 23, 2019, 06:30:55 PM »
 :-D  :-D  :-D

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Re: Blonde joke
« Reply #136 on: May 23, 2019, 07:15:10 PM »
Back on topic...…………...Marybeth asked me what IDK stood for ….I told her " I don`t know"...She said  " Well darn...I thought you would …."

What!!??  You're a blonde?  I never would have guessed.   :mrgreen:
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Re: Blonde joke
« Reply #137 on: May 23, 2019, 08:19:03 PM »
I hadn't heard AOC was dumb; is that real? Next thing someone will tell me Trump is dishonest. No, maybe not on this forum.

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Re: Blonde joke
« Reply #138 on: May 23, 2019, 10:45:54 PM »
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Re: Blonde joke
« Reply #139 on: June 05, 2019, 09:39:34 PM »
I learned from the POTUS that Puerto Rico was an island, surrounded by water.  I wish I had known that when I tried to drive over there.
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Re: Blonde joke
« Reply #140 on: June 06, 2019, 11:13:44 AM »
Stan, it is a way easier drive than Hawaii  :cheers:
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« Reply #141 on: February 20, 2020, 02:40:57 PM »
My friend MaryBeth never talks during sex...Her mom taught her to never speak to strangers..
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Re: Blonde joke
« Reply #142 on: February 20, 2020, 03:05:09 PM »
Thanks for that, Jer.  I hope I remember the good one that yours brought to mind.  I'll save it for tomorrow.

If I remember.  I drive the radioactive route tonight.
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Re: Blonde joke
« Reply #143 on: February 20, 2020, 07:36:53 PM »
MaryBeth always puts lipstick on her forehead...It helps her make up her mind....
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Re: Blonde joke
« Reply #144 on: February 21, 2020, 12:22:53 AM »
My friend MaryBeth never talks during sex...Her mom taught her to never speak to strangers..

Jerry, I think I met her years ago... I thought it was because it was to difficult to talk with her mouth full  :-o
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Re: Blonde joke
« Reply #145 on: February 21, 2020, 08:04:10 AM »
Wrong gal Bob.....MaryBeth cannot count to 70 because 69 is a mouthful....
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Re: Blonde joke
« Reply #146 on: March 05, 2020, 08:40:30 PM »
I suggested to MaryBeth that she should dye her hair....She said she does not want dead hair.... :clap
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Re: Blonde joke
« Reply #147 on: March 13, 2020, 08:53:42 AM »
The first time MaryBeth's iPhone rang...she held it to her eye... :cheers:
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« Reply #148 on: June 26, 2020, 07:48:38 AM »
I would never suggest that MaryBeth is a little dense..But..I Told her there was a kidnapping in the park and she wanted to wake him up..... :cheers:
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Re: Blonde joke
« Reply #149 on: June 27, 2020, 11:40:23 AM »
Our Mr. Berry is one sharp cat.  He just figured out how to make MaryBeth's eyes light up.  Yep, he shines a flashlight in her ear.   :cheers:

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