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Re: Blonde joke
« Reply #120 on: February 12, 2019, 03:23:59 PM »
If a Tesla is stolen...Does it become an  Edison ??? :cheers:
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Re: Blonde joke
« Reply #121 on: February 12, 2019, 04:04:52 PM »
If a Tesla is stolen...Does it become an  Edison ??? :cheers:

Switch from AC to DC ???  :cheers:
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Re: Blonde joke
« Reply #122 on: February 12, 2019, 05:53:20 PM »
I didn't like the Tesla, I took a Volt Ohm.
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Re: Blonde joke
« Reply #123 on: February 13, 2019, 10:05:10 AM »
So...Watt did you guys do..Pull the plug on the electricity puns??? :dhorse:
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Re: Blonde joke
« Reply #124 on: February 13, 2019, 10:26:32 AM »
Jerry, using a bit of inductive reasoning I think you'll not resist the opinion that we've reached our capacity.  I asked my sibling that used to be a boy - now he's my transister - and she threatened to aim her cathode ray tube at me.
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Re: Blonde joke
« Reply #125 on: February 13, 2019, 12:36:55 PM »
That's our boy Slim...Well grounded but a bit of a live wire.  Happy to provide you w/ an outlet Jon :cheers:
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Re: Blonde joke
« Reply #126 on: February 14, 2019, 09:16:15 AM »
Time to switch....What did the farmer give his wife on Valentine`s Day???...Hogs and kisses...
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Re: Blonde joke
« Reply #127 on: February 14, 2019, 09:17:03 AM »
...And the French chef???..Hugs and quiches...……..
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Re: Blonde joke
« Reply #128 on: March 22, 2019, 10:05:37 AM »
I`m not saying that MaryBeth is a little slow...BUT...The last time she made French toast she got her tongue stuck in the toaster...…….
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Re: Blonde joke
« Reply #129 on: May 23, 2019, 10:43:34 AM »
Well well well
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Re: Blonde joke
« Reply #130 on: May 23, 2019, 10:47:09 AM »
 :-D  Thanks, Stainless! You've made my day.  :-D

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Re: Blonde joke
« Reply #131 on: May 23, 2019, 11:07:50 AM »
^^^^ Over 300 million to choose from and she was the best "they" could come up with.....2020 will be a walk in the park. :cheers: :cheers:
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Re: Blonde joke
« Reply #132 on: May 23, 2019, 11:11:36 AM »
Back on topic...…………...Marybeth asked me what IDK stood for ….I told her " I don`t know"...She said  " Well darn...I thought you would …."
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Re: Blonde joke
« Reply #133 on: May 23, 2019, 11:16:58 AM »
One more for Neil
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Re: Blonde joke
« Reply #134 on: May 23, 2019, 06:27:49 PM »
Jerry, I thought these were on topic... I'm sure she dyes it...
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