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Offline floydjer

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Re: Blonde joke
« Reply #75 on: October 10, 2014, 01:09:30 PM »
i saw a table full of blondes eating fruit , drinking diet soda and singing............They may have been The Moron Tab and Apple Choir.................. :evil:
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Re: Blonde joke
« Reply #76 on: October 10, 2014, 06:43:24 PM »
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Re: Blonde joke
« Reply #77 on: October 11, 2014, 01:30:14 AM »
Jerry, that one coulda gone in the Friday thread as well, wow...  :cheers:
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Re: Blonde joke
« Reply #78 on: January 08, 2015, 02:10:28 PM »
Revenge of the blondes......what does a brunette miss the most of a great party???....The invitation.
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Re: Blonde joke
« Reply #79 on: January 08, 2015, 03:35:35 PM »
A girl was visiting her blonde friend, who had acquired two new dogs, and asked her what their names were. The blonde responded by saying that one was named Rolex and one was named Timex. Her friend said, 'Whoever heard of someone naming dogs like that?' 'HELLLOOOOOOO......,' answered the blonde. 'They're watch dogs'!

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Re: Blonde joke
« Reply #80 on: January 08, 2015, 04:54:09 PM »
Mike, I just choked as well. :-D

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Re: Blonde joke
« Reply #81 on: January 08, 2015, 05:10:37 PM »
A blonde and a brunet were shopping together. The blond picked up an item and asked the brunet what it was. The brunet said it's a thermos, it keeps hot things hot and cool things cool. The blond was delighted and bought it. The next day at work the brunet noticed her blonde friend had the thermos with her at lunch and asked what she had brought in it. The blonde happily responded " two scoops of ice cream and a cup of coffee!".
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Re: Blonde joke
« Reply #82 on: January 21, 2015, 03:45:45 PM »
Two blonds were driving to visit Disneyworld. They came upon a large sign that said "Disneyworld Left". They said, crap and turned around and went home.

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Re: Blonde joke
« Reply #83 on: January 21, 2015, 04:03:57 PM »
Three women go down to Mexico one night to celebrate college graduation. They get drunk, and wake up in jail, only to discover that they are to be executed in the morning, though none of them can remember what they did the night before.

The first one, a redhead, is strapped in the electric chair and is asked if she has any last words. She says: "I just graduated from Trinity Bible College and believe in the almighty power of God to intervene on the behalf of the innocent.." They throw the switch and nothing happens. They all immediately fall to the floor on their knees, beg for forgiveness and release her.

The second one, a brunette, is strapped in and gives her last words. "I just graduated from the University of Illinois School of Law, and I believe in the power of Justice to intervene on the behalf of the innocent." They throw the switch and again, nothing happens. Again, they all immediately fall to their knees, beg for forgiveness, and release her.

The last one, a blonde (you knew it), is strapped in and says: "Well, I'm from Mississippi, and just graduated from Mississippi State University with a degree in Electrical Engineering, and I'll tell ya right now, y'all ain't gonna electrocute nobody if you don't plug this thing in."

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Re: Blonde joke
« Reply #84 on: February 06, 2015, 01:08:36 PM »
My blonde friend will not drive her car over 68 MPH...She figures at 69 she`ll blow a rod.   ( Sorry ladies...I`m a guy ) :cheers:
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Re: Blonde joke
« Reply #85 on: February 06, 2015, 04:16:18 PM »
Oh no, not the Johnson Rod!!!!!

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Re: Blonde joke
« Reply #86 on: March 06, 2015, 01:17:31 PM »
This blonde  boards her flight to Hawaii and upon learning that it`s a Boeing 777 aircraft she jumps up and starts exctedly shouting " Boeing-Boeing-Boeing"...The flight attendant walks over and says " Please sit and be silent"  The blonde sits down and says...."Oeing-oeing-oeing...."
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Re: Blonde joke
« Reply #87 on: March 06, 2015, 04:04:52 PM »
A blonds was found, frozen solid , in front of her refridgerator,,,, when the EMT's thawed her out and asked her what happened she said,,, " I don't know, I went to get some orange juice and when I read the carton it said concentrate ! "
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Re: Blonde joke
« Reply #88 on: March 30, 2015, 05:55:37 PM »


Does she think it's like a salad?

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Re: Blonde joke
« Reply #89 on: March 30, 2015, 06:23:58 PM »
Well, she was told that her engine needed oil....  :-D

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