Author Topic: Stupid joke FRIDAY (Read 2162125 times)

USFRAMONTE · « **Reply #5205 on:** April 05, 2024, 02:43:53 PM »

I accidentally got some ketchup in my eyes yesterday,.
My wife says I now have excellent Heinz sight.

floydjer · « **Reply #5206 on:** April 05, 2024, 06:05:32 PM »

I must be getting old.....a buddy called at 9 p.m. and the first thing he said was.."Hope I didn't wake you.."

floydjer · « **Reply #5207 on:** April 12, 2024, 12:05:37 PM »

There is a big bird sitting on my deck and he seems to be in a bad mood....I wonder if he has irritable owl syndrome..🤔

WOODY@DDLLC · « **Reply #5208 on:** April 12, 2024, 04:02:09 PM »

Is he raven about it Jer?

floydjer · « **Reply #5209 on:** April 12, 2024, 05:42:43 PM »

Woody....He squawks 3 times....Nevermore.

Speed Limit 1000 · « **Reply #5210 on:** April 12, 2024, 11:00:09 PM »

My bird doesn't sing... he just hums along

floydjer · « **Reply #5211 on:** April 12, 2024, 11:59:53 PM »

My welding machines all hum.....guess they don't know the words.

floydjer · « **Reply #5212 on:** April 19, 2024, 12:33:53 PM »

What do you call a deaf, mute and blind woman that commits murder?? Helen Killer...( I'll go to my room now)

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