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Re: The un-official Land Racing Stupid Joke Thread
« Reply #45 on: June 26, 2009, 01:36:42 PM »
Quote from: 4-barrel Mike on June 26, 2009, 01:26:07 PM
With all due respects, I'd prefer one with a liquor store and a chrome shop.

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And a Ferrari dealership :cheers:
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Re: The un-official Land Racing Stupid Joke Thread
« Reply #46 on: June 27, 2009, 08:14:50 PM »
The best woman on earth is a fat, tatooed woman!   That way you get heat in the winter, shade in the summer, and moveing pictures all year long!        Crow
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Re: The un-official Land Racing Stupid Joke Thread
« Reply #47 on: June 28, 2009, 01:47:48 PM »
 :mrgreen: By the way, I just heard the latest on what is going to happen with Michal Jackson's body!  The family is going to have him cremated, and they will re-cycle all the plastic from his numerouse plastic surgeries.  They will be using it to make "Leggo's" type blocks.    This way the Kids will finaly get a chance to play with Him, instead of vica versa!    Crow
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Re: The un-official Land Racing Stupid Joke Thread
« Reply #48 on: June 28, 2009, 09:11:33 PM »
Not funny.
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Re: The un-official Land Racing Stupid Joke Thread
« Reply #49 on: June 28, 2009, 09:12:55 PM »
Now that I look at it ,,,your right.  I copied it from a biker friend,  I appolgise!     Crow
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Re: The un-official Land Racing Stupid Joke Thread
« Reply #50 on: June 29, 2009, 10:42:47 AM »
Quote from: aircap on June 28, 2009, 09:11:33 PM
Not funny.

I find it humorous however not tactful, whoever said I was.. :-D
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Re: The un-official Land Racing Stupid Joke Thread
« Reply #51 on: June 29, 2009, 06:14:13 PM »
 :-D  John, I've never been known for tactfulness, but I really don't want to come off as insensative either.  I just don't like to give bad impression to anybody I haven't even meet yet!     Crow
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Re: The un-official Land Racing Stupid Joke Thread
« Reply #52 on: June 29, 2009, 08:41:09 PM »
Landracing.com > Humor -- stories, links, etc -- may not be right for kids to read! > THE place for (what you think is) funny stuff. >

Crow,

Joke em if they can't take a ....

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Re: The un-official Land Racing Stupid Joke Thread
« Reply #53 on: June 30, 2009, 12:17:34 PM »
Love ya John!  BCNU at the Salt Flats!    Crow
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Re: The un-official Land Racing Stupid Joke Thread
« Reply #54 on: June 30, 2009, 12:24:43 PM »
HA! Michael Jackson fan or not...that was funny!!   :-D  :-D  :cheers:

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Re: The un-official Land Racing Stupid Joke Thread
« Reply #55 on: June 30, 2009, 12:40:36 PM »
It made me smile.  :-D

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Re: The un-official Land Racing Stupid Joke Thread
« Reply #56 on: June 30, 2009, 03:14:51 PM »
I feel a little better now!  Thanks!  (Now THATS funny!)   Crow
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Re: The un-official Land Racing Stupid Joke Thread
« Reply #57 on: July 01, 2009, 09:06:39 AM »
One for the Crow.....How do you know it`s bed time @ Michael Jackson`s house?....The big hand is on the little hand :cheers:
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Re: The un-official Land Racing Stupid Joke Thread
« Reply #58 on: July 01, 2009, 09:27:56 AM »
Q. How many surrealists does it take to screw in a light bulb?
A. Fish.
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Re: The un-official Land Racing Stupid Joke Thread
« Reply #59 on: July 01, 2009, 09:31:26 AM »
 :? roses are red, violets are blue, I like peanut butter,  can you swim?    Crow
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