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« Reply #45 on: June 26, 2009, 01:36:42 PM » |
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With all due respects, I'd prefer one with a liquor store and a chrome shop.
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I`d never advocate drugs,alcohol,violence or insanity to anyone...But they work for me.
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« Reply #46 on: June 27, 2009, 08:14:50 PM » |
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The best woman on earth is a fat, tatooed woman! That way you get heat in the winter, shade in the summer, and moveing pictures all year long! Crow
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« Reply #47 on: June 28, 2009, 01:47:48 PM » |
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 By the way, I just heard the latest on what is going to happen with Michal Jackson's body! The family is going to have him cremated, and they will re-cycle all the plastic from his numerouse plastic surgeries. They will be using it to make "Leggo's" type blocks. This way the Kids will finaly get a chance to play with Him, instead of vica versa! Crow
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« Reply #48 on: June 28, 2009, 09:11:33 PM » |
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« Reply #49 on: June 28, 2009, 09:12:55 PM » |
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Now that I look at it ,,,your right. I copied it from a biker friend, I appolgise! Crow
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« Reply #50 on: June 29, 2009, 10:42:47 AM » |
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I find it humorous however not tactful, whoever said I was..  |
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« Reply #51 on: June 29, 2009, 06:14:13 PM » |
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John, I've never been known for tactfulness, but I really don't want to come off as insensative either. I just don't like to give bad impression to anybody I haven't even meet yet! Crow
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« Reply #52 on: June 29, 2009, 08:41:09 PM » |
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Landracing.com > Humor -- stories, links, etc -- > THE place for ( what you think is) funny stuff. > Crow, Joke em if they can't take a .... |
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« Reply #53 on: June 30, 2009, 12:17:34 PM » |
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Love ya John! BCNU at the Salt Flats! Crow
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« Reply #54 on: June 30, 2009, 12:24:43 PM » |
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HA! Michael Jackson fan or not...that was funny!! Lynda |
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Volunteer roadblock at Land's End! Yes, you need your stinkin badge! I'm your Dream Keeper, I protect your dream on the asphalt so you can chase your dream on the salt!
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« Reply #55 on: June 30, 2009, 12:40:36 PM » |
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It made me smile. Don |
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« Reply #56 on: June 30, 2009, 03:14:51 PM » |
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I feel a little better now! Thanks! (Now THATS funny!) Crow
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« Reply #57 on: July 01, 2009, 09:06:39 AM » |
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One for the Crow.....How do you know it`s bed time @ Michael Jackson`s house?....The big hand is on the little hand |
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« Reply #58 on: July 01, 2009, 09:27:56 AM » |
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Q. How many surrealists does it take to screw in a light bulb?
A. Fish.
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« Reply #59 on: July 01, 2009, 09:31:26 AM » |
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 roses are red, violets are blue, I like peanut butter, can you swim? Crow
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