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Author Topic: The un-official Land Racing Joke Thread  (Read 429950 times)

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Offline ken s

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Re: The un-official Land Racing Joke Thread
« Reply #1005 on: March 30, 2020, 07:43:24 PM »
So how  long do I have to do this "social distancing" ? My wife keeps trying to get back in the house.

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Re: The un-official Land Racing Joke Thread
« Reply #1006 on: April 17, 2020, 04:32:52 PM »
For Pete...
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Re: The un-official Land Racing Joke Thread
« Reply #1007 on: April 17, 2020, 06:56:56 PM »
Regards, Neil  Tucson, AZ

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Re: The un-official Land Racing Joke Thread
« Reply #1008 on: April 17, 2020, 09:30:07 PM »
And more true than you guys may realize!!!  :cheers: :cheers: :cheers:

Pete

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Re: The un-official Land Racing Joke Thread
« Reply #1009 on: May 06, 2020, 01:42:15 PM »
Went to Lowe's for a bunch of small plumbing parts..cashier asked "Want a box"?  I told her no..But I'll arm wrestle you for that gas grille over there.. :cheers:
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Re: The un-official Land Racing Joke Thread
« Reply #1010 on: June 03, 2020, 08:02:56 PM »
Just in from a popsicle stick....Which flower does not sleep at night??  The Day-zzz :cheers:
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