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Author Topic: The un-official Land Racing Joke Thread  (Read 289218 times)
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« Reply #960 on: August 31, 2018, 01:40:35 PM »

Many years ago I worked at a VW shop & the owner's name was Jack Doff.
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« Reply #961 on: September 19, 2018, 11:53:28 AM »

I`m confused.....smoking will kill you...bacon will kill you...But smoking bacon cures it Huh?
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« Reply #962 on: September 19, 2018, 12:00:35 PM »

I removed the battery from my carbon monoxide detector.....that loud beeping was making me dizzy and sleepy....
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« Reply #963 on: September 20, 2018, 07:47:42 AM »

A pal of mine said his wife told him that sex is better while on vacation......Struck me as a rude thing to write on a post card......
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« Reply #964 on: September 20, 2018, 08:34:45 AM »

That's what I tried to tell her!  grin
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« Reply #965 on: September 20, 2018, 09:37:09 AM »

Many years ago I worked at a VW shop & the owner's name was Jack Doff.
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Doff means dumb here in SA.
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« Reply #966 on: September 25, 2018, 07:31:08 AM »

I thought about going to the local comedy club for amateur night.....But I don`t want people laughing at me( Abuse starts in 3....2....)
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« Reply #967 on: September 27, 2018, 08:01:01 AM »

Strange......When I was a kid I could pull off my clothes and run around the yard naked and people thought it was funny....Today?..Not so much
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« Reply #968 on: October 09, 2018, 07:47:46 AM »

I seem to have mis-placed my watch.....I`ll see if I can find the time to look for it....
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« Reply #969 on: October 18, 2018, 12:36:54 PM »

Just spotted an add in the bargain corner " Radio, Volume knob is broken and stuck on full..$1".....Hmmm, I can`t turn that down..... cheers
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« Reply #970 on: October 18, 2018, 12:44:24 PM »

Good, Jer -- Good!
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« Reply #971 on: October 18, 2018, 09:57:20 PM »

A bit early but Racingjunk sent an email full of Spooktacular deals for the end of the month.
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« Reply #972 on: October 19, 2018, 08:44:46 AM »

Bear mystery finally solved! shocked grin cheers


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« Reply #973 on: October 31, 2018, 02:20:42 PM »

just a thought...How about alphabet soup combined w/ a laxative??  I could call it " Letter Rip"....Yes I know what day it is...I may be out of town Friday...... cheers
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