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Author Topic: The un-official Land Racing Joke Thread  (Read 342251 times)

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Offline Seldom Seen Slim

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Re: The un-official Land Racing Joke Thread
« Reply #885 on: May 12, 2017, 07:39:58 PM »
Well, to tell da trute, if you follow this and go to Space Weather you'll see that the article talks about the readings taken by high altitude balloon-lifted instruments flying over California.

http://spaceweather.com

I like my interpretation better. :evil:
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Re: The un-official Land Racing Joke Thread
« Reply #886 on: May 13, 2017, 01:26:41 AM »
Lots of labels say "Contains chemical known to cause cancer in California" or something like that.  That place is dangerous.

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Re: The un-official Land Racing Joke Thread
« Reply #887 on: May 16, 2017, 08:35:06 AM »
I miss my dad..All the fun things we did together and interesting projects he let me help him with..I still remember his last words to me.." Stop shaking the f`n ladder ya little b*stard..." :cheers:
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Re: The un-official Land Racing Joke Thread
« Reply #888 on: July 12, 2017, 11:24:46 AM »
Patti and I had a good laugh over how competitive we both are....I laughed more............... :cheers:
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Re: The un-official Land Racing Joke Thread
« Reply #889 on: September 13, 2017, 08:41:47 AM »
Two hamburgers had a baby...They named her Patti................
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Re: The un-official Land Racing Joke Thread
« Reply #890 on: October 11, 2017, 09:28:18 AM »
Grand Rapids Police Dept. have replaced their sirens with a speaker playing the National Anthem...They figure the perps will take a knee rather than run,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,, :cheers:
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Re: The un-official Land Racing Joke Thread
« Reply #891 on: October 11, 2017, 09:34:52 AM »
Grand Rapids Police Dept. have replaced their sirens with a speaker playing the National Anthem...They figure the perps will take a knee rather than run,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,, :cheers:

Jerry, don't they know that stuff only happens on TV...  :cheers:
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Re: The un-official Land Racing Joke Thread
« Reply #892 on: October 11, 2017, 09:38:16 AM »
Still be easier to catch those that stand and salute!  :x :x :cheers: :cheers:
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Re: The un-official Land Racing Joke Thread
« Reply #893 on: October 11, 2017, 08:19:04 PM »
Still be easier to catch those that stand and salute!  :x :x :cheers: :cheers:

No chance of any of the perps doing that... especially the ones in the nfl  :x
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Re: The un-official Land Racing Joke Thread
« Reply #894 on: October 18, 2017, 12:06:06 PM »
The bride and I were walking around G.R. during ArtPrize...I saw a vendor selling ice cream and decided I needed a cone....Patti told me I could slow down on the ice cream and poked my gut....With a sneer I walked over to a parking meter and vaulted over it..Leap frog style..." How many fat guys have you seen do that " I inquired..." One" was her reply :cry:
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Re: The un-official Land Racing Joke Thread
« Reply #895 on: October 18, 2017, 12:19:31 PM »
Wrong thread and two days early.   :evil:

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Re: The un-official Land Racing Joke Thread
« Reply #896 on: October 19, 2017, 07:47:08 AM »
right you are Mike.....My face is redder than the map on election night.... :cheers:
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Re: The un-official Land Racing Joke Thread
« Reply #897 on: October 23, 2017, 10:29:29 AM »
this woman was arrested after beater her spouse do death with his vintage guitars.....judge looks at her record and says " First offender"?....She replies " First a Rickenbacher, THEN a Fender..."
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Re: The un-official Land Racing Joke Thread
« Reply #898 on: October 30, 2017, 01:12:03 PM »
From my son-in-law... "If you make it idiot proof, they'll just make a better idiot'".
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Re: The un-official Land Racing Joke Thread
« Reply #899 on: October 30, 2017, 05:58:15 PM »
From my son-in-law... "If you make it idiot proof, they'll just make a better idiot'".


...or...

Nothing is fool-proof to the sufficiently talented fool.
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