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« Reply #855 on: March 30, 2017, 11:51:10 AM »

What illness is Cured Ham cured of?Huh?....Swine flu.... cool
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« Reply #856 on: March 30, 2017, 01:53:25 PM »

If you beer-batter fish, have you committed alcohol abuse?   cheers
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« Reply #857 on: March 31, 2017, 08:24:44 AM »

I`ve heard it called "flogging the dolphin".... cheers
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« Reply #858 on: April 09, 2017, 07:21:26 PM »

Lifted from FB, but at least I kept the artist's name on the 'toon.


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« Reply #859 on: April 18, 2017, 06:35:20 AM »

Who has the  best Chinese take out?




United Airlines embarassed
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« Reply #860 on: April 18, 2017, 09:03:44 AM »

Great dental plan, too!  shocked shocked Especially front tooth extraction!  sad sad
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« Reply #861 on: April 18, 2017, 10:07:30 AM »

You guys can slap me around as long as I get the same pay-out as that little self-important, entitled snowflake will be getting . cheers
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« Reply #862 on: April 18, 2017, 10:15:56 PM »

Jerry, we could all pool our money together and not get close to the settlement he will get... of course the lawyers will get half....

An episode like that could put some cash in the racing budget...  cheers
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« Reply #863 on: April 20, 2017, 12:18:39 PM »

United is still a bloody good airline................... cheers
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« Reply #864 on: April 21, 2017, 06:49:45 AM »

Who has the best Chinese takeout?

United Airlines
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« Reply #865 on: April 21, 2017, 09:07:45 AM »

Wicked echo in here  cheers Speaking of which...I just happen to have " Echoes" CRANKED in the shop....
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« Reply #866 on: April 21, 2017, 11:36:54 AM »

Didn't Pink Floyd usta play that tune?
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« Reply #867 on: April 21, 2017, 11:56:44 AM »

The only problem is that the guy is Vietnamese, not Chinese.  Sort of makes the jokes lame.   Dead Horse

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« Reply #868 on: April 21, 2017, 11:59:19 AM »

The only problem is that the guy is Vietnamese, not Chinese.  Sort of makes the jokes lame.   Dead Horse

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All of these jokes are lame, that's the point!! cheers
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« Reply #869 on: April 21, 2017, 01:20:06 PM »

Lame or not...he should have  wok`d  off when told to................... cheers
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