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Re: The un-official Land Racing Joke Thread
« Reply #585 on: September 26, 2013, 09:50:07 AM »
Sorry if I seem blunt...That`s just how I roll...........................
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Re: The un-official Land Racing Joke Thread
« Reply #586 on: September 26, 2013, 10:04:17 AM »
I'm trying to figure out why they mine potash at the salt flats... shouldn't they move their operation to Colorado or Washington  :roll:

Then they`d have to transport it...can`t use open trailers..Probably use reefers............

I'd bet the drivers name would be herb.
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Re: The un-official Land Racing Joke Thread
« Reply #587 on: September 26, 2013, 10:06:38 AM »
floydjer's pretty good at this, not one of his puns were half baked.
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Re: The un-official Land Racing Joke Thread
« Reply #588 on: September 26, 2013, 10:16:04 AM »
I'm trying to figure out why they mine potash at the salt flats... shouldn't they move their operation to Colorado or Washington  :roll:

Then they`d have to transport it...can`t use open trailers..Probably use reefers............

I'd bet the drivers name would be herb.
And they`d be double-jointed
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Re: The un-official Land Racing Joke Thread
« Reply #589 on: September 26, 2013, 10:17:15 AM »
That is the reason we all refer to him as our "Bud".

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Re: The un-official Land Racing Joke Thread
« Reply #590 on: September 26, 2013, 10:24:15 AM »
Couldn`t leaf it alone could you Monte ???
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Re: The un-official Land Racing Joke Thread
« Reply #591 on: September 26, 2013, 10:50:16 AM »
Jerry and the rest of you miscreants, you have me laughing hard enough that I'm all twisted up.

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Re: The un-official Land Racing Joke Thread
« Reply #592 on: September 26, 2013, 11:18:05 AM »
Do fish party with sea weed???
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Re: The un-official Land Racing Joke Thread
« Reply #593 on: September 26, 2013, 11:22:20 AM »
Jerry, that might be one toke over the line...  :cheers:
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Re: The un-official Land Racing Joke Thread
« Reply #594 on: September 26, 2013, 01:13:49 PM »
Reminds me of the two stoners headed home  along the rail road tracks after a party...One says ' Man, these are the longest stairs I`ve ever seen" The other replies " At least we have a rail to hold on to ....."
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Re: The un-official Land Racing Joke Thread
« Reply #595 on: September 26, 2013, 01:15:39 PM »
Jerry, that might be one toke over the line...  :cheers:
You hooked me with that one.....It was on a whole ` nother scale...........................
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Re: The un-official Land Racing Joke Thread
« Reply #598 on: September 26, 2013, 07:54:47 PM »
Wunnerful, wunnerful. Turn off the bubble machine....

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Re: The un-official Land Racing Joke Thread
« Reply #599 on: September 26, 2013, 08:06:13 PM »
Bogart and craft :roll:
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