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« Reply #540 on: June 05, 2013, 01:30:03 PM »

S-3...No, The computer showed trucks back to `39....So he knew there were Ford trucks then...They just didn`t build cars yet huh  ( guess I need to get 5 titles ammended to show the correct years)
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« Reply #541 on: June 05, 2013, 02:42:27 PM »

Laughed out loud at that one.

On another note - hmmmmmmmmm.  Try fitting the '35 to '38 wheel cylinders on a Forty!
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« Reply #542 on: June 05, 2013, 03:42:51 PM »

Jerry, I'll assume that the book didn't go back that far -- and that's why the young lad said that Ford didn't make cars back then.  If it ain't in the book then it don't exist and never did - right?

Slim, you must be old, a young lad would never use a book shocked
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« Reply #543 on: June 05, 2013, 03:51:47 PM »

Older than you, Mr. Pipsqueak. grin
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« Reply #544 on: June 05, 2013, 05:31:09 PM »

Older than you, Mr. Pipsqueak. grin

My ,my, what a difference TWO years makes   shocked

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« Reply #545 on: June 05, 2013, 06:33:07 PM »

Laughed out loud at that one.

On another note - hmmmmmmmmm.  Try fitting the '35 to '38 wheel cylinders on a Forty!
"The safety of steel, From the pedal to the wheel" eh Stan cheers
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« Reply #546 on: June 22, 2013, 04:05:17 PM »

what does it mean when you find a horse shoe?Huh?  It means that a horse is walking around in his socks.   ( couldn`t wait for friday)
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« Reply #547 on: June 28, 2013, 01:07:05 AM »

I recalled a remark from an SCCA publication long ago about the timing crew:

These are the souls that time men's tries.
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« Reply #548 on: June 28, 2013, 11:08:11 AM »

Going to Auto-Zone to get a belt for the lawn edger.....Wish me luck. cheers cheers
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« Reply #549 on: June 28, 2013, 12:16:06 PM »

Jerry, I spent a couple of minutes on that one -- and can't find the joke.  Where is it? huh
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« Reply #550 on: June 28, 2013, 01:27:30 PM »

Same people that told me....Matter of factly...That Ford didn`t build cars in 1940.      " Make, model and engine?"   Uh...It`s for my lawn edger...............Blam..Head explodes cheers
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« Reply #551 on: June 28, 2013, 01:34:18 PM »

Jerry, kind of like, Went to Advance Auto for a belt for my....... LMAO. They just let in mill through the parts til I find what I want. grin
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« Reply #552 on: June 28, 2013, 01:37:27 PM »

Oh.  I've never used a lawn edge, 'specially a 1940 Ford model. huh  Sorry. . .
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« Reply #553 on: June 28, 2013, 01:47:13 PM »

Reminds of the time I went to NAPA  to get a belt for the drill press..........." I need a v-belt in this width, Onlt 1 1/2 - 2 inches longer"   Counter guy " If you give me the make ,model and year...I can give you the exact replacement"   Me..." It`s a 1937 Atlas Model 324 drill press"     Counter guy..." How long did you need that" ?  Me (being my usual smart a$$ self)  " I`ll need it for a long time...It`s going on my drill press"
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« Reply #554 on: July 11, 2013, 02:08:28 PM »

Why did the Rat-Rod builder cross the road?Huh...Because the weld broke where he had attached the galvanized pipe fitting to the rusty, bent crow bar he used for a drag link Smiley  ( not a big fan of rat rods)
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