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Re: The un-official Land Racing Joke Thread
« Reply #990 on: March 28, 2019, 10:16:25 AM »
Rearranged these groups of letters to form two words......PNIES...BTTUSXE.....Did you come up with Spine and Subtext???...Me neither :cheers:
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Re: The un-official Land Racing Joke Thread
« Reply #991 on: March 09, 2020, 04:42:22 PM »
Know the difference between a hippo and a zippo ? One is heavy and the other is a little lighter..🤔🤔
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Re: The un-official Land Racing Joke Thread
« Reply #992 on: March 12, 2020, 05:35:17 PM »
Life imitates art....Tom Hanks has found himself stranded on an island with Wilson again... :clap :clap
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Re: The un-official Land Racing Joke Thread
« Reply #993 on: March 17, 2020, 01:19:11 PM »
What do you call a short green Irishman who breaks the law?? A Lepre-con..🤔
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Re: The un-official Land Racing Joke Thread
« Reply #994 on: March 19, 2020, 11:51:58 AM »
Here's Johnnie!
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Re: The un-official Land Racing Joke Thread
« Reply #995 on: March 19, 2020, 09:01:45 PM »
Redrum,redrum.    :-o

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Re: The un-official Land Racing Joke Thread
« Reply #996 on: March 29, 2020, 09:16:11 AM »
With the shortage of toilet paper I have started using lettuce leaves..Today was the tip  of the iceburg..Tomorrow romaines to be seen..🤔
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Re: The un-official Land Racing Joke Thread
« Reply #997 on: March 30, 2020, 12:29:12 PM »
Just heard of panic buying of sausage and cheese in Germany..It's a wurst kase scenario
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Re: The un-official Land Racing Joke Thread
« Reply #998 on: March 30, 2020, 12:47:07 PM »
What happens to a frog after an accident????
They get toad!  muutt
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Re: The un-official Land Racing Joke Thread
« Reply #999 on: March 30, 2020, 02:06:23 PM »
......and then the hop home in open toad sandels... :cheers:
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Re: The un-official Land Racing Joke Thread
« Reply #1000 on: March 30, 2020, 02:06:40 PM »
Sandals?
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Re: The un-official Land Racing Joke Thread
« Reply #1001 on: March 30, 2020, 02:18:56 PM »
Floyd if you run out of romaine, there is always BUTTercrunch.
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Re: The un-official Land Racing Joke Thread
« Reply #1002 on: March 30, 2020, 02:39:19 PM »
I am just pleased that Woody is doing something other than sitting around the pad all day....
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Re: The un-official Land Racing Joke Thread
« Reply #1003 on: March 30, 2020, 05:40:15 PM »
RIBBET!  :-P
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Re: The un-official Land Racing Joke Thread
« Reply #1004 on: March 30, 2020, 05:49:10 PM »
Hey Woody...Know why the frog wore a mask to the bank?? He was there to robbit   :cheers: :cheers: :cheers:
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