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Author Topic: The un-official Land Racing Joke Thread  (Read 336944 times)

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Re: The un-official Land Racing Joke Thread
« Reply #975 on: December 24, 2018, 02:52:20 AM »
 :-D :-D :-D :-D :-D :-D :-D :-D :-D

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Re: The un-official Land Racing Joke Thread
« Reply #976 on: December 27, 2018, 07:41:42 AM »
For those planning on attending my New year`s Day breakfast social...I will be serving eggs benedict atop a hub cap...Because there is no plate like chrome for the hollandaise...…………………...
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Re: The un-official Land Racing Joke Thread
« Reply #977 on: December 27, 2018, 10:13:08 AM »
Whatever you do, do not serve Eggs Benedict Arnold- they turn on you.  :roll:

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Re: The un-official Land Racing Joke Thread
« Reply #978 on: December 28, 2018, 07:38:07 AM »
So cooking while listening to "Arnold Layne" is out ..? :cheers:
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Re: The un-official Land Racing Joke Thread
« Reply #979 on: January 12, 2019, 09:11:45 AM »
Whoa!  This guy has hit on something - techno-humor from an engineer.

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Re: The un-official Land Racing Joke Thread
« Reply #980 on: January 19, 2019, 07:24:36 PM »
I hear Disneyland will be naming its new high speed thrill ride after Dale Earnhardt...Then they will name the airplane thrill ride after Roberto Clemente...………. :cheers:
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Re: The un-official Land Racing Joke Thread
« Reply #981 on: January 19, 2019, 08:21:15 PM »
I`d rather go bird hunting with Dick Cheney than take a car ride with Ted Kennedy  (Yes I know it`s all water under the bridge ) :cheers:
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Re: The un-official Land Racing Joke Thread
« Reply #982 on: January 31, 2019, 07:41:55 AM »
The weather in Michigan...That is today`s joke...It is currently minus 9 with a 25 m.p.h breeze..Weatherman says Monday will be 50 with rain. :?
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Re: The un-official Land Racing Joke Thread
« Reply #983 on: January 31, 2019, 08:45:36 AM »
And we're 29F with a 4 mph wind. It's karma Jerry!  :-D :-D :-D :evil: :evil: :evil:

Unfortunately by the time Sunday rolls around the polar vertex is supposed to reach us and you'll get to laugh.  :-D

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Re: The un-official Land Racing Joke Thread
« Reply #984 on: January 31, 2019, 12:59:48 PM »
Well Pete...3 weeks ago, I walked around the yard with a leaf blower in a sweat shirt.....And before Slim jumps into my sh*t..I was wearing the sweat shirt, NOT the leaf blower..And yes, I had pants and shoes on too... :evil: :cheers:
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Re: The un-official Land Racing Joke Thread
« Reply #985 on: February 20, 2019, 12:06:03 PM »
Indeed
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Re: The un-official Land Racing Joke Thread
« Reply #986 on: February 20, 2019, 06:45:10 PM »
That doesn't look like Patti.... old girlfriend?  :roll:  :cheers:
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Re: The un-official Land Racing Joke Thread
« Reply #987 on: March 12, 2019, 07:38:16 AM »
Contrary to popular belief, The Pirate`s favorite letter is not he " R"...It`s the " C"...………….
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Re: The un-official Land Racing Joke Thread
« Reply #988 on: March 18, 2019, 01:14:08 PM »
Belated for Bob and Slim...….When a guy is in his teens he plays football....As he gets older he switches to softball....And in his golden years he turns to golf. Have you noticed that as they age, Their balls get smaller??? :cheers: :cheers: :cheers: :cheers: :cheers:
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Re: The un-official Land Racing Joke Thread
« Reply #989 on: March 18, 2019, 05:34:44 PM »
Why, no, Jerry, I hadn't noticed.  Thanks for pointing that out to us. :roll:
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