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Offline floydjer

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Re: The un-official Land Racing Joke Thread
« Reply #945 on: August 24, 2018, 02:39:01 PM »
Not a joke, But...….There is a baseball field in Kalamazoo Michigan that was named after the founder of a leading manufacturer of medical devices that is based in K`Zoo…… Homer Stryker.    A baseball field named  " Homer....Stryker"   Can`t make that sh*t up :cheers:
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« Reply #946 on: August 24, 2018, 03:20:23 PM »
I think I saw Harry Bawls pitch there once!  :-o :cheers:
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Re: The un-official Land Racing Joke Thread
« Reply #947 on: August 24, 2018, 03:26:15 PM »
Yo Woody...……….." Easy Russ` Auto Parts" in G.R .is owned by Russ Debree…..a junkyard owner named " Rusty Debri"...…..Yes , I know...Jerry Berry should not make light of other`s names... :cheers:
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Re: The un-official Land Racing Joke Thread
« Reply #948 on: August 24, 2018, 03:32:29 PM »
Like so...
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Re: The un-official Land Racing Joke Thread
« Reply #949 on: August 24, 2018, 11:52:07 PM »
In the Army they called roll by last name, first name! No one could keep a straight face when it was Richard Hammer's turn!  :-o :-D :-D
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Re: The un-official Land Racing Joke Thread
« Reply #950 on: August 25, 2018, 12:07:46 AM »
A math teacher of my daughter's was Richard Balding.  I imagine he had some issues during last name first, common name last roll calls, too. :roll:
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Re: The un-official Land Racing Joke Thread
« Reply #951 on: August 25, 2018, 12:11:10 AM »
I worked with a guy named Jack Hammer. 

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Re: The un-official Land Racing Joke Thread
« Reply #952 on: August 25, 2018, 12:54:24 AM »
When I was a kid the local gas station owners name was Harry Butts.  His mom and dad had a sence of humor

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« Reply #953 on: August 25, 2018, 01:35:41 AM »
In Germany, the 1st Missile Battalion, 38th Artillery had a Major Sergeant.

At Fort Sill, OK there was a 1st Lieutenant named Midnight, he dreaded getting promoted.

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Re: The un-official Land Racing Joke Thread
« Reply #954 on: August 25, 2018, 01:57:15 AM »
I went to high school with Jack Hoff

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Re: The un-official Land Racing Joke Thread
« Reply #955 on: August 25, 2018, 03:25:35 AM »
When I was a kid the local gas station owners name was Harry Butts.  His mom and dad had a sence of humor

Was he in Texas?  You that old?  I only ask because there is a grocery chain in Texas... the HEB... been there forever... Harry E Butts was the founder in the 20s I think....
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Re: The un-official Land Racing Joke Thread
« Reply #956 on: August 25, 2018, 03:34:25 AM »
Any of these worse than the NASCAR driver,,,,,,,,,,,,Dick Trickle.
Had to be hard growing up, especially when he was just a little Trickle.

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Re: The un-official Land Racing Joke Thread
« Reply #957 on: August 25, 2018, 03:59:29 PM »
 Troy's friend in High School  was named Cash Bonus his sister was Kerry :-D

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Re: The un-official Land Racing Joke Thread
« Reply #958 on: August 27, 2018, 01:16:20 AM »
I`ve had the pleasure of knowing TWO people named Ron Moore....Of course we called them Moore, Ron
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« Reply #959 on: August 30, 2018, 01:01:04 PM »
Back when the Demon Alcohol ruled my life, I would always say to myself that I should not drink so much....But I figured it was a bad idea to take advise from a drunk that talks to himself..... :cheers:
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