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Re: The un-official Land Racing Joke Thread
« Reply #870 on: April 25, 2017, 09:05:30 AM »
And here I thought I was kidding when I've used oddball fractions, but geez -- these guys seem to have made it for real.

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Re: The un-official Land Racing Joke Thread
« Reply #871 on: April 25, 2017, 10:02:08 AM »
I think that's the formal dimensions for a "C" cup.
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Re: The un-official Land Racing Joke Thread
« Reply #872 on: April 25, 2017, 11:11:03 AM »
And here I thought I was kidding when I've used oddball fractions, but geez -- these guys seem to have made it for real.

https://www.amazon.com/Yescom-Automatic-Pneumatic-Transfer-Sublimation/dp/B011489CGY/ref=sr_1_7?ie=UTF8&qid=1493128920&sr=8-7&keywords=mug+press

See what's coming out of our public schools nowadays. No one knows how to convert 80mm to English measurements.

Sad, funny , like ironic funny, not like Ha Ha funny. Somebody actually got paid to make that add, WOW!


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Re: The un-official Land Racing Joke Thread
« Reply #873 on: April 26, 2017, 08:27:16 AM »
Convert metric to English?? ...Easy..I just enter the measurement into the D.R.O on the mill and toggle the readout ..BINGO
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Re: The un-official Land Racing Joke Thread
« Reply #874 on: April 26, 2017, 11:38:29 PM »
Convert metric to English?? ...Easy..I just enter the measurement into the D.R.O on the mill and toggle the readout ..BINGO

Ugh... guys... I think the English use mm.... but converting to 80mm to English measurements i get .004 chains or .0159 rods  :-D
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Re: The un-official Land Racing Joke Thread
« Reply #875 on: April 27, 2017, 08:17:46 AM »
O.K. Bob..metric to fractional or SAE..Now , will one of you post something funny??? :cheers:
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Re: The un-official Land Racing Joke Thread
« Reply #876 on: April 27, 2017, 08:18:44 AM »
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Re: The un-official Land Racing Joke Thread
« Reply #877 on: April 27, 2017, 08:24:07 AM »
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Re: The un-official Land Racing Joke Thread
« Reply #878 on: April 27, 2017, 09:36:36 AM »
Crap Jerry... I thought posting in English measurements... rods and chains was funny...  :|

Ok I'd like to say I believe in atoms but I can't... they make up everything  :cheers:
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Re: The un-official Land Racing Joke Thread
« Reply #879 on: April 27, 2017, 10:14:42 AM »
Yo Bob.. What do you do w/ a dead chemist???...Barium..... :cheers:
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Re: The un-official Land Racing Joke Thread
« Reply #880 on: April 27, 2017, 11:04:42 AM »
I would make another chemistry joke, but in my mind they Argon  :dhorse:
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Re: The un-official Land Racing Joke Thread
« Reply #881 on: April 27, 2017, 11:39:24 AM »
That would be great if you could periodically bring some to the table.............
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Re: The un-official Land Racing Joke Thread
« Reply #882 on: April 27, 2017, 11:40:15 AM »
Know any sodium jokes???...Na     :cheers:
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Re: The un-official Land Racing Joke Thread
« Reply #883 on: May 12, 2017, 06:33:51 PM »
I just got an email with this in the header.  I think I need to be vigilant and report to all of you racers out in California --

Get your Tin Foil Hats and put 'em on NOW!  This could be serious and youse guys need to don your protective hats before the RAYS get you!

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Re: The un-official Land Racing Joke Thread
« Reply #884 on: May 12, 2017, 07:25:04 PM »
I guess the adjacent states- Oregon, Nevada, & Arizona need not worry- just California.  :roll:

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