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« Reply #870 on: April 25, 2017, 09:05:30 AM »

And here I thought I was kidding when I've used oddball fractions, but geez -- these guys seem to have made it for real.

https://www.amazon.com/Yescom-Automatic-Pneumatic-Transfer-Sublimation/dp/B011489CGY/ref=sr_1_7?ie=UTF8&qid=1493128920&sr=8-7&keywords=mug+press
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« Reply #871 on: April 25, 2017, 10:02:08 AM »

I think that's the formal dimensions for a "C" cup.
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« Reply #872 on: April 25, 2017, 11:11:03 AM »

And here I thought I was kidding when I've used oddball fractions, but geez -- these guys seem to have made it for real.

https://www.amazon.com/Yescom-Automatic-Pneumatic-Transfer-Sublimation/dp/B011489CGY/ref=sr_1_7?ie=UTF8&qid=1493128920&sr=8-7&keywords=mug+press

See what's coming out of our public schools nowadays. No one knows how to convert 80mm to English measurements.

Sad, funny , like ironic funny, not like Ha Ha funny. Somebody actually got paid to make that add, WOW!


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« Reply #873 on: April 26, 2017, 08:27:16 AM »

Convert metric to English?? ...Easy..I just enter the measurement into the D.R.O on the mill and toggle the readout ..BINGO
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« Reply #874 on: April 26, 2017, 11:38:29 PM »

Convert metric to English?? ...Easy..I just enter the measurement into the D.R.O on the mill and toggle the readout ..BINGO

Ugh... guys... I think the English use mm.... but converting to 80mm to English measurements i get .004 chains or .0159 rods  grin
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« Reply #875 on: April 27, 2017, 08:17:46 AM »

O.K. Bob..metric to fractional or SAE..Now , will one of you post something funny??? cheers
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« Reply #876 on: April 27, 2017, 08:18:44 AM »

United Airlines...We put the Hospital in Hospitality cheers
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« Reply #877 on: April 27, 2017, 08:24:07 AM »

wysant.com/resources/lessons/math/elementary_math/measurements
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« Reply #878 on: April 27, 2017, 09:36:36 AM »

Crap Jerry... I thought posting in English measurements... rods and chains was funny...  undecided

Ok I'd like to say I believe in atoms but I can't... they make up everything  cheers
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« Reply #879 on: April 27, 2017, 10:14:42 AM »

Yo Bob.. What do you do w/ a dead chemist???...Barium..... cheers
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« Reply #880 on: April 27, 2017, 11:04:42 AM »

I would make another chemistry joke, but in my mind they Argon  Dead Horse
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« Reply #881 on: April 27, 2017, 11:39:24 AM »

That would be great if you could periodically bring some to the table.............
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« Reply #882 on: April 27, 2017, 11:40:15 AM »

Know any sodium jokes???...Na     cheers
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« Reply #883 on: May 12, 2017, 06:33:51 PM »

I just got an email with this in the header.  I think I need to be vigilant and report to all of you racers out in California --

Get your Tin Foil Hats and put 'em on NOW!  This could be serious and youse guys need to don your protective hats before the RAYS get you!



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« Reply #884 on: May 12, 2017, 07:25:04 PM »

I guess the adjacent states- Oregon, Nevada, & Arizona need not worry- just California.  rolleyes

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